Jerkoffs
Batter |
AB |
R |
H |
RBI |
BB |
SO |
AVG |
Lindor, 2B |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
Tatis Jr., SS |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
.000 |
Bellinger, CF |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
.000 |
Jones, 3B |
3 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.667 |
Aaron, RF |
3 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
Yelich, LF |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Castro, DH |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
Posada, C |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
McGwire, 1B |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Batting Totals |
29 |
2 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
12 |
|
Pitcher |
IP |
H |
R |
ER |
BB |
SO |
ERA |
Donaldson |
4.0 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
2.000 |
Graterol (W) |
2.2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Gagne (H) |
1.2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
.000 |
Miller (S) |
0.2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Pitching Totals |
9.0 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
13 |
|
Swamp Donkies
Batter |
AB |
R |
H |
RBI |
BB |
SO |
AVG |
Soriano, 2B |
4 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.250 |
Duran, CF |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
.000 |
Hernandez, LF |
4 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
.500 |
Musial, RF |
3 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.333 |
Garver, C |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
.000 |
Posada, 1B |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
DeJong, SS |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Castro, DH |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
Story, 3B |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
Batting Totals |
30 |
1 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
13 |
|
Pitcher |
IP |
H |
R |
ER |
BB |
SO |
ERA |
Donaldson |
6.0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
.000 |
Martinez (L) |
3.0 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
1 |
3 |
6.000 |
Pitching Totals |
9.0 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
1 |
12 |
|
Game Log
Inning 1:
Jerkoffs batting. Donaldson pitching. Lindor popped out to Soriano (P4). Tatis Jr. grounded out to Soriano (4-3). Bellinger struck out on an outside slider.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 13 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Donaldson pitching. Soriano popped out to McGwire (P3). Duran struck out swinging late at a high slider. Hernandez homered to right (363 feet).* Musial was called out on strikes looking on a slider low and in.
Runs: 1 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 14 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 2:
Jerkoffs batting. Jones struck out swinging early at a splitter low and in. Aaron grounded out to Story (5-3). Yelich struck out chasing a slider low and away.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 13 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Garver popped out to McGwire (P3). Posada grounded out to Tatis Jr. (6-3). DeJong struck out on a slider down the middle.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 6 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 3:
Jerkoffs batting. Castro flied out to Duran (F8). Posada struck out chasing a slider low and in. McGwire grounded out to Story (5-3).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 13 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Castro flied out to Bellinger (F8). Story flied out to Bellinger (F8). Soriano grounded to center for a single. Duran struck out swinging early at a splitter low and away.
Runs: 0 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 11 Runners Left On: 1
Inning 4:
Jerkoffs batting. Lindor popped out to Posada (P3). Tatis Jr. lined out to Duran (L8). Bellinger struck out swinging late at a high fastball.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 16 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Hernandez hit to second baseman for a single. Musial lined to center for a single. Hernandez advances to 3rd. Musial advances to 2nd. Miller in bullpen. Graterol in bullpen. Garver popped out to Donaldson (P1). Posada flied out into a double play (F9-2 DP). Hernandez out.
Runs: 0 Hits: 2 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 10 Runners Left On: 2
Inning 5:
Jerkoffs batting. Jones doubled to left. Aaron grounded out to Story (5-3). Yelich was called out on strikes looking on an outside fastball. Castro struck out swinging early at a low splitter.
Runs: 0 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 15 Runners Left On: 1
Swamp Donkies batting. Graterol pitching. DeJong flied out to Yelich (F7). Castro grounded out to Graterol (1-3). Story grounded out to Jones (5-3).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 7 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 6:
Jerkoffs batting. Martinez in bullpen. Posada struck out swinging early at a sinker low and in. McGwire struck out on a slider low and in. Lindor flied out to Duran (F8).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 12 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Soriano grounded out to Jones (5-3). Duran grounded out to Jones (5-3). Hernandez struck out swinging early at a fastball low and away.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 10 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 7:
Jerkoffs batting. Martinez pitching. Tatis Jr. walked. Tatis Jr. was caught stealing. Bellinger flied out to Duran (F8). Jones grounded to center for a single. Aaron homered to left (397 feet). Jones scores.* Yelich grounded out to Soriano (4-3).
Runs: 2 Hits: 2 Walks: 1 Errors: 0 Pitches: 18 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Musial was called out on strikes looking on a sinker low and in. Garver flied out to Bellinger (F8). Gagne in bullpen. Gagne pitching. Posada struck out on a fastball high and away.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 12 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 8:
Jerkoffs batting. Suarez in bullpen. Chapman in bullpen. Castro flied out to Duran (F8). Posada grounded out to Soriano (4-3). McGwire struck out swinging late at a sinker high and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 9 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. DeJong struck out chasing a low changeup. Castro struck out chasing a changeup low and away. Story was called out on strikes looking on a fastball low and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 12 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 9:
Jerkoffs batting. Lindor struck out swinging late at a slider down the middle. Tatis Jr. grounded out to Story (5-3). Bellinger was called out on strikes looking on a fastball low and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 12 Runners Left On: 0
Swamp Donkies batting. Soriano struck out chasing an outside slider. Miller pitching. Duran struck out on a sinker high and in. Hernandez struck out chasing a slider low and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 15
Game Log Legend
Critical Play
Run Scored
Critical Situation
Simulated Play
* Go-Ahead Play
Perfect Contact Hits (Perfect-Perfect)
Musial: 104 mph (Musial lined to center for a single. Musial advances to 2nd. )
Minute Maid Park™ (40 ft elevation)
Hitting Difficulty is Hall of Fame.
Pitching Difficulty is Hall of Fame.
2024 Online Game
Maximum attendance: 34,850 (85% capacity)
Weather: 73 degrees, Overcast
No Wind
Scheduled First Pitch: 7:00pm
Game Scores: 83 (Donaldson), 51 (Donaldson)
UMPIRES
HP: Jerry Hillsdale. 1B: Kenny Janzen. 2B: Mike Fillmore. 3B: Rusty Valentine.