TURDUCKINS
| Batter |
AB |
R |
H |
RBI |
BB |
SO |
AVG |
| Carroll, RF |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
| Aaron, LF |
3 |
2 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.667 |
| Schwarber, DH |
3 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.333 |
| Biggio, 2B |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
.000 |
| Gehrig, 1B |
3 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
| Garver, C |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
| Gallo, 3B |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
| Tatis Jr., CF |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
| Edman, SS |
2 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.500 |
| Batting Totals |
26 |
7 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
4 |
|
| Pitcher |
IP |
H |
R |
ER |
BB |
SO |
ERA |
| Martinez (W) |
6.0 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
9 |
3.000 |
| Pitching Totals |
6.0 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
9 |
|
Idiots
| Batter |
AB |
R |
H |
RBI |
BB |
SO |
AVG |
| Soriano, 2B |
3 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.333 |
| Carroll, RF |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
.000 |
| Musial, LF |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
| Springer, CF |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
.333 |
| Sosa, DH |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
| Vientos, 3B |
2 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
.500 |
| Williams, SS |
2 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
.500 |
| Diaz, C |
2 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
.500 |
| Howard, 1B |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
| Batting Totals |
23 |
2 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
9 |
|
| Pitcher |
IP |
H |
R |
ER |
BB |
SO |
ERA |
| Valenzuela (L) |
6.0 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
4 |
10.000 |
| Pitching Totals |
6.0 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
4 |
|
Game Log
Inning 1:
TURDUCKINS batting. Valenzuela pitching. Carroll flied out to Musial (F7). Aaron grounded out to Williams (6-3). Schwarber struck out chasing a low curveball.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 10 Runners Left On: 0
Idiots batting. Martinez pitching. Soriano struck out on a changeup low and in. Carroll struck out swinging early at a slider low and in. Musial grounded out to Gehrig (3U).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 8 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 2:
TURDUCKINS batting. Biggio flied out to Musial (F7). Gehrig grounded out to Williams (6-3). Garver grounded out to Williams (6-3).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 9 Runners Left On: 0
Idiots batting. Springer struck out chasing a slider low and away. Sosa homered to left (425 feet).* Vientos lined to left for a single. Williams grounded to shortstop for a single. Vientos advances to 2nd. Diaz grounded into a double play (4-6-3 DP). Williams out.
Runs: 1 Hits: 3 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 15 Runners Left On: 2
Inning 3:
TURDUCKINS batting. Gallo struck out swinging late at a curveball down the middle. Tatis Jr. flied out to Carroll (F9). Edman flied out to Springer (F8).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 10 Runners Left On: 0
Idiots batting. Howard grounded out to Biggio (4-3). Soriano struck out swinging early at a slider low and in. Carroll struck out chasing a changeup low and away.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 14 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 4:
TURDUCKINS batting. Carroll homered to right (438 feet). Aaron homered to left (405 feet).* Schwarber grounded to left for a single. Biggio flied out to Musial (F7). Gehrig flied out to Musial (F7). Garver flied out to Carroll (F9).
Runs: 2 Hits: 3 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 14 Runners Left On: 1
Idiots batting. Musial popped out to Edman (P6). Springer struck out chasing a high fastball. Sosa flied out to Tatis Jr. (F8).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 13 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 5:
TURDUCKINS batting. Gallo grounded out to Soriano (4-3). Tatis Jr. flied out to Springer (F8). Edman homered to left (455 feet). Carroll flied out to Springer (F8).
Runs: 1 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 10 Runners Left On: 0
Idiots batting. Vientos flied out to Aaron (F7). Williams flied out to Tatis Jr. (F8). Diaz grounded to left for a single. Howard struck out chasing a slider low and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 14 Runners Left On: 1
Inning 6:
TURDUCKINS batting. Aaron grounded to center for a single. Aaron stole 2nd. Schwarber struck out chasing a changeup low and in. Biggio popped out to Soriano (P4). Gehrig homered to center (410 feet). Aaron scores. Garver homered to left (448 feet). Gallo struck out swinging late at a curveball low and in.
Runs: 3 Hits: 3 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 19 Runners Left On: 0
Idiots batting. Soriano doubled to center. Carroll was called out on strikes looking on a sinker low and away. Musial struck out chasing a low changeup. Springer hit to center for a single. Soriano scores. Sosa popped out to Biggio (P4).
Runs: 1 Hits: 2 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 14 Runners Left On: 1
Inning 7:
TURDUCKINS batting. Tatis Jr. homered to left (430 feet).
Runs: 1 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 2
Game Log Legend
Critical Play
Run Scored
Critical Situation
Simulated Play
* Go-Ahead Play
Perfect Contact Hits (Perfect-Perfect)
Gehrig: 107 mph (Gehrig grounded out to SS (6-3). )
Edman: 115 mph (Edman homered to left (455 feet). 1 RBI)
Garver: 113 mph (Garver homered to left (448 feet). 1 RBI)
Kauffman Stadium™ (750 ft elevation)
Hitting Difficulty is All-Star.
Pitching Difficulty is All-Star.
2024 Online Game
Maximum attendance: 25,210 (67% capacity)
Weather: 75 degrees, Clear
No Wind
Scheduled First Pitch: 7:00pm
Game Scores: 7 (Valenzuela), 61 (Martinez)
UMPIRES
HP: Carl Dixon. 1B: Eric Summersgill. 2B: Freddie Ferguson. 3B: Joe MacDonald.
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