Rectum Eaters
Batter |
AB |
R |
H |
RBI |
BB |
SO |
AVG |
Jeter, SS |
4 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
.500 |
Rollins, DH |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
.333 |
Betts, LF |
4 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.250 |
Beltre, 3B |
3 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
.667 |
Tatis Jr., RF |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
.333 |
Holliday, 2B |
3 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
.667 |
Profar, 1B |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.333 |
Duran, CF |
3 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
.667 |
Grandal, C |
2 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
.000 |
Batting Totals |
28 |
11 |
12 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
|
Pitcher |
IP |
H |
R |
ER |
BB |
SO |
ERA |
C. Sale (W) |
6.0 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
13 |
4.000 |
Pitching Totals |
6.0 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
13 |
|
Donkeys
Batter |
AB |
R |
H |
RBI |
BB |
SO |
AVG |
Ripken Jr., SS |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
.333 |
Williams, CF |
3 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
.667 |
Ortiz, 1B |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Holliday, LF |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Bench, C |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
.000 |
Alonso, DH |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
Turner, 2B |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
.000 |
Lowell, 3B |
2 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
.500 |
Jordan, RF |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
.000 |
Batting Totals |
22 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
13 |
|
Pitcher |
IP |
H |
R |
ER |
BB |
SO |
ERA |
deGrom (L) |
5.2 |
10 |
8 |
8 |
1 |
2 |
12.000 |
Smith |
0.1 |
2 |
3 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
81.000 |
Pitching Totals |
6.0 |
12 |
11 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
|
Game Log
Inning 1:
Rectum Eaters batting. deGrom pitching. Jeter lined to center for a single. Rollins walked. Betts flied out to Williams (F8). Jeter was caught stealing. Rollins reached 2nd. Beltre struck out chasing an inside fastball.
Runs: 0 Hits: 1 Walks: 1 Errors: 0 Pitches: 18 Runners Left On: 1
Donkeys batting. Sale pitching. Ripken Jr. popped out to Holliday (P4). Williams lined to center for a single. Ortiz struck out swinging early at an outside slider. Holliday was hit by a pitch. Bench struck out swinging early at a changeup low and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 15 Runners Left On: 2
Inning 2:
Rectum Eaters batting. Tatis Jr. struck out chasing a low curveball. Holliday flied out to Holliday (F7). Profar grounded out to Turner (4-3).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 10 Runners Left On: 0
Donkeys batting. Alonso struck out chasing a slider low and in. Turner struck out swinging late at a fastball down the middle. Lowell homered to center (450 feet).* Jordan was called out on strikes looking on a fastball high and in.
Runs: 1 Hits: 1 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 14 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 3:
Rectum Eaters batting. Duran grounded out to Ortiz (3U). Grandal grounded out to Turner (4-3). Jeter grounded out to Lowell (5-3).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 6 Runners Left On: 0
Donkeys batting. Ripken Jr. homered to left (422 feet). Williams homered to center (467 feet). Ortiz struck out chasing an inside sinker. Holliday struck out swinging late at a high fastball. Bench struck out swinging late at a high fastball.
Runs: 2 Hits: 2 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 16 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 4:
Rectum Eaters batting. Rollins flied out to Williams (F8). Betts homered to left (388 feet). Beltre homered to center (409 feet). Tatis Jr. homered to center (434 feet). Holliday doubled to left. Profar grounded out to Ortiz (3U). Holliday advances to 3rd. Duran homered to center (445 feet). Holliday scores.* Grandal grounded out to Ortiz (3U).
Runs: 5 Hits: 5 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 17 Runners Left On: 0
Donkeys batting. Alonso grounded out to Jeter (6-3). Turner struck out chasing an inside fastball. Lowell struck out swinging late at a changeup high and in.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 9 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 5:
Rectum Eaters batting. Miller in bullpen. Hendriks in bullpen. Jeter flied out to Jordan (F9). Rollins popped out to Bench (P2). Betts flied out to Jordan (F9).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 8 Runners Left On: 0
Donkeys batting. Jordan grounded out to Jeter (6-3). Ripken Jr. struck out swinging late at a high fastball. Williams popped out to Profar (P3).
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 5 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 6:
Rectum Eaters batting. Beltre lined to left for a single. Hendriks in bullpen. Smith in bullpen. Tatis Jr. grounded into a double play (4U-3 DP). Beltre out. Holliday hit to center for a single. Profar doubled to left. Holliday scores. Duran doubled to right. Profar scores. Smith pitching. Duran stole 3rd. Grandal walked. Jeter homered to center (437 feet). Duran scores. Grandal scores. Rollins homered to right (380 feet). Betts grounded out to Ripken Jr. (6-3).
Runs: 6 Hits: 6 Walks: 1 Errors: 0 Pitches: 15 Runners Left On: 0
Donkeys batting. Ortiz flied out to Duran (F8). Holliday struck out chasing a sinker low and away. Bench struck out chasing a low changeup.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 9 Runners Left On: 0
Inning 7:
Rectum Eaters batting.
Runs: 0 Hits: 0 Walks: 0 Errors: 0 Pitches: 1
Game Log Legend
Critical Play
Run Scored
Critical Situation
Simulated Play
* Go-Ahead Play
Perfect Contact Hits (Perfect-Perfect)
Williams: 106 mph (Williams lined to center for a single. )
Lowell: 108 mph (Lowell homered to center (450 feet). 1 RBI)
Duran: 107 mph (Duran homered to center (445 feet). 2 RBI)
Shield Woods Park (5281 ft elevation)
Hitting Difficulty is All-Star.
Pitching Difficulty is All-Star.
2024 Online Game
Maximum attendance: 7,136 (56% capacity)
Weather: 89 degrees, Clear
No Wind
Scheduled First Pitch: 1:00pm
Game Scores: 6 (deGrom), 54 (Sale)
UMPIRES
HP: Earl Hendricks. 1B: Woody Keller. 2B: Ed Drummond. 3B: Clyde Washington.